YES!!!
The wonderfully silly, often rude, crude, course, common and vulgar (but in the nicest possible way) but always hilariously insane
hp_caption_comp is back!!! (did I go overboard on the size there? - too bad!)

And here's a lovely pimp banner featuring the pic for this round to prove it!

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*Purple pimpalicious caddie (with leopard skin upholstery!) approaches... the sound of swishing handkerchiefs, jingling bells and clapping sticks is drowned out by the ever so tasteful strains of La Cucaracha, as the pimpmobile screeches to a halt. The crowd's attention is captivated by the alluring,  goddess like vision tottering along on silver ( Read more... )

*Pulls up in purple caddie (with leopard skin upholstery!), toots horn that plays La Cucaracha, which cues orchestra to begin intro to "Major-General's Song" from The Pirates of Penzance, totters to soapbox on silver platform boots, accompanied by Severus and Lucius, who have kindly offered their services as chorus (and for some post performance ( Read more... )

*pulls up in pimpmobile - purple caddie (with leopard skin upholstery!) - jumps over door, in superhero fashion, catches silver platform boot on edge and lands...on bum - quickly rights herself, dusting off bum discreetly, swirls gold lame cape dramatically, sets bling mask straight, and totters in dramatic fashion to soapbox*

OI!
NOW THAT I HAVE ( Read more... )

I just thought a little reminder of what you're in for if our customer service house elves at hp_caption_comp  aren't kept busy by all your voting......
Remember how I told you they'd snaffled a couple of Witch Weekly's and were going to give each other makeovers when they weren't busy?

Well....things have been a bit quiet re lack of people voting..... and here's ( Read more... )

*(blackness - sounds only) car horn playing La Cucaracha grows louder.... rumble of purple caddie (with leopard skin upholstery!) ....car door opens, and sound of wobbly footsteps (fade in - close up of silver platform boots)  approaches.....quality of sound changes from boots on gravel, to boots on wood as pimpalicious darklotus1211 steps up on ( Read more... )

*pulls up in purple caddie with leopard skin upholstery, sporting yellow pimp fedora and silver platform boots, totters quickly to soapbox, places fingers in mouth and lets out an earpiercing whistle to gain attention*

Now that I  have your attention.....*waits for crowd to remove hands from ears after earpiercing whistle*
YES FOLKS!!!!
It's time to ( Read more... )

*drives up in purple caddie with leopard skin upholstery, honks horn that plays La Cucaracha to get attention, dusts off yellow pimp fedora, dons silver platform boots, and totters to soapbox*

My pimp regalia hasn't had much use for the last week or so....

BUT  I'M BACK!!!!!!
YES FOLKS!    It's time to pay a visit to that  wonderland of the absurd, ( Read more... )

*Steps out of purple caddie with leopard skin upholstery, and totters to soapbox on silver platform shoes, wearing yellow pimping fedora*

excuse me......EXCUSE ME.......

OI!

Ahem!!....

Now that I have your attention.....

NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM NEEDS YOUR HELP!!

Yes, that lovable, sweet, clueless fellow is in dire need of assistance!

The poor bloke just CAN'T ( Read more... )

HELLO!!!! and welcome!

You are cordially invited to another pimpalicious round of........ (dons yellow pimping fedora)

THE HP CAPTION COMPETITION!!!    hp_caption_comp

This round, round 11, is featuring the ever so enchanting HERMIONE GRANGER, and the wonderfully clueless, and very sweet NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM!!!


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